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1. God said onto Peter, “come forth and gain eternal life.”

But Peter came fifth, and got an air fryer

2. Two young brothers are talking in their room upstairs

"It's time we started swearing like adults." says the older brother. "Let's go downstairs for breakfast, I'm going to say something starting with an 'f', you say something starting with an 's'." Sure enough, they go down to the kitchen where their mother is waiting for them. "What would you like for breakfast?" "For fuck's sake, I want some cereal!" says the older brother. He barely finishes his sentence, his mother slaps him, kicking his butt back to the bedroom. Annoyed, the mother comes back to ask the younger sibling. "So what'll you have?" "Well shit, definitely not cereal."

3. Tech support will be so easy for Quantum Computers.

You just turn the simultaneously off and back on again.

4. Jabba the Hurt eats most fish naked ...

But he wears a Bib for tuna.

5. Where do baseball players pick their noses?

In the dugout!

6. Experts said that brushing alone is not enough to prevent cavities and tooth decay...

So I started brushing my teeth with my wife.

7. Never pay for a gym trainer, guys. It's a complete waste of money;

he just sits around while I do all the heavy lifting.

8. What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

9. My manager told me, "Sell me this pen."

 I didn't have any ideas. So he showed me: he took a paper, asked me to sign it, and when I said I didn't have a pen, he sold me the pen. Then he gave me another chance and asked me to sell him a napkin. I punched him in the face.

10. What part of the house has the most sex?

The door. It’s always pounded on

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